Makes your yard smell
Attracts pests & parasites
Kills grass & plants
Ruins outdoor time with friends and family
But picking it up yourself? It’s smelly, time-consuming, and easy to put off until it piles up.
Walking barefoot in your yard without flinching
Letting the kids run around without worrying about what’s underfoot
Hosting friends without the embarrassment of that smell
Chatting with a neighbor over the fence without keeping one eye on the grass
Looking out over your yard and seeing green… not brown
It’s not just about cleaning up - it’s about giving you your yard back.
Send you a text when we’re on the way
Pull out our scooping gear
Scoop every pile, bag it, and load it in our mobile trash
Sanitize tools and boots
Take a gate-closed photo & text it to you so you know your home is safe & secure
Get our text & bring your dog inside (if needed)
Watch a show or have a drink
Invite friends over without stressing about smells or surprises in the grass
Wave when you see us leave
Relax, knowing your gate is locked, your yard is fresh, and you didn’t have to lift a finger
Text updates and photo proof after every visit.
Flexible weekly or bi-weekly plans
Fully insured, local, and professional
Always in the Loop, Never in the Dark
We make sure you see what you’re getting. After every visit, you’ll get a quick text update plus a photo confirming the job’s done, your gate is closed, and your yard is exactly how you want it. You don’t have to take our word for it - you’ll have proof in your pocket before we’ve even driven away.
Most people are surprised the first time they hear about it too.
Think of it like mowing your lawn cleaning your gutters, or taking the trash out. It’s a chore you can hand off so you have more time, a cleaner yard, and fewer flies or smells. We just happen to specialize in poop.
We make sure your dog’s comfort comes first.
When we’re on our way, we send a quick text so you can bring your dog inside. If they’re still out, we’ll greet them calmly and see if they’re comfortable with us working. Our goal is to keep every visit safe, low-stress, and easy for both you and your dog.
We’re there for one job only.
We’re fully insured, we stick to the yard, and we’re in and out quickly. No wandering around, no peeking in windows - just scoop, bag, and go.
We treat gates like lifelines.
We have a triple-check policy before leaving, and you’ll get a text confirming your service is done along with an attached photo of the latched gate each visit.
We hold peace & privacy in high regard.
Sign up online, get texts when we’re done, and never have to chat face-to-face unless you want to.
That’s actually the easiest for us.
We just need access to your yard. You don’t have to be home for service - most customers aren’t.
Most neighbors think it’s smart.
It might be a chore to you, but to us it’s a professional service. We’ve got the tools, the training, and the gloves. Is a clean yard something to be embarrassed about?
Let us know ahead of time.
Give us a heads up & we will suspend service until you get back. Let us know when that is & we can start you right back up again without you having to move a finger.
Book Your Scoop – Pick weekly, bi-weekly, or a one-time clean-up.
We Show Up Like Clockwork – No need to be home. We’ll let ourselves into your yard safely.
Enjoy a Fresh, Mess-Free Lawn – Walk out to a yard you can actually use without smelly surprises.
Most Popular
Dog-owners who want a spotless yard every week
Always fresh & clean - no buildup, no smell
Best Value
Low-traffic yards or fewer pets
Half the visits, still no major mess
Big clean-up before an event or after a break
Perfect reset for neglected yards